Its common these days for couples to get married with their excited children watching as Mummy & Daddy tie the knott. Sometimes these even kiss, yuk !! Mummies especially enjoy having a day off from their everyday chores and become a Princess for the day, and Daddies mysteriously morph into a Knight in shining armour with designer sunglasses. So once upon a time, not so long ago, Nick who was so madly in love with his Princess Victoria was so overcome with joy that he cried at the altar. Nick’s best man and friends were so cruel that they mocked him afterwards. They were indeed very naughty men and were sent packing back home via the local taverns to the far away Kingdom of Manchester. Victoria, was not amused by this (do you see what I’ve done there !!) and being a discerning, classy Princess, downed a whole bottle of Champers to herself (ok she shared, but lets not let the truth get in te way of a good story !!) and rode off into the sunset with her Prince. They lived happily after ever. Then they awoke realised they had children and lived. The end.